Python is dead.

After many years of being on life support, Python has finally been pronounced dead at the age of 23. Python leaves behind it's younger sibling Nim. Of course, they'll be dead soon too, because no one can afford to be Nim programmers.

We contacted Python's creator "Guido" for comment, but he said "git gud nubz. i gave up python in 2018. 420 braise it"

Python's decline can be traced back to one simple fact. Python sucks. We've generated the below graphs to prove this fact: (sorry for the poor quality, the image was created by a Python program)

See what the industry has to say:

python is on the serious decline
- Rob Pike

execution speed alone is a good reason
- Mark Hamill

writing's on the wall for python
- Linus Torvalds

meh, the rest of the world agrees with me
- President Donald J Trump

object-oriented programming will be dead in five years
- Dave Thomas

I like polyphonic music from medieval times. Especially from the 1200's, with hocket. However, Gregorian chant has insufficient complexity to engage me.
- Richard Stallman